Grease face!

I'm tired of walking around lookin like I dipped my face in fish grease!!!!!!!!

Beautiful skin inside out.

What most people don't realize {my black ass} is the beautiful skin starts with your overall health. Believe it or not, your skin hair and nails are all a reflection of your overall health; not just what kind of conditioner or facial scrub your use. Keep in mind that what we put on our hair, face, and nails have a huge effect on what they look like and their health. But if you want to have strong shiny locks, beautiful clear radiant skin, and strong nails you must maintain a good diet and a fit body.

This is the reason for my new diet. I cut the soda out completely, i'm done with the fried foods and candy { My precious candy!} Yes I am heart broken about this whole decision but I do know that three months down the line when I start to see results I'll be happier than any chicken wing or grape soda could ever make me! {or oreo ice cream sandwich or KFC or chili cheese fries or cheese pizza or fried catfish hot cheetoes or a ice cold .50 soda on a hot summer day or two corn dogs from hot dog on a stick or a deep fried hotlink with BBQ sauce of nachos with the works or el pollo loco taquetos of Campose cheese enchaladas with extra cheese on top or a king size snickers ice cream bar ETC}

So this is my goodbye to all the amazingly delicious artery clogging, pore clogging , acne enabling foods. We've had some great times together. So don't feel bad when we see each other in the snack isle and I don't speak. This is whats best for us.

SPF 85

I'm sure all my sistas can relate . You go down to your local department/makeup store and purchase high end foundation. It's off the hook! Full coverage, blends well, SPF 15, and doesn't clog your pores. Then you go to apply your makeup one morning and BAM! It hits you like a mac truck! Your skin has gotten two or more shades darker.

What the hell? A sun tan? Well what the hell was the SPF 15 for? doesn't the SPF prevent my skin from getting darker? The answer is.......HELLNAW!



That little punk ass SPF 15 is not going to fully protect your skin. Everyone should use an SPF of 50 or higher. I would recommend Neutrogena Ultrasheer dry touch sunblock under your foundation. The truth is ladies, the only way to prevent getting an unwarned sun tan is to stay the hell out of the sun. If you can't avoid staying out of the sun then make sure you take the steps to cover your skin.Wear large rimmed hats that cover your face and carry a stylish umbrella to shield your skin from the sun.

Remember to always wear sun block or sun screen. Reapply sun screen or sun block every couple of hours just to be sure. We all need to come to gripps with the fact that we all might just have to go out and buy a darker foundation for the summer. this some ole bullshit.

Crabcare egg scrambler (O.G Recipe)

ONE EARLY MORENING A CRABCAKE COMMITED SUICIDE BY JUMPING INTO A HOT SKELLET FULL OF SCRAMBLED EGGS. CORNEY

Crabcake Egg Scrambler

1 7oz can of real crab meat

3 large eggs

1/8 cup onion diced

1/8 cup of cilantro chopped

1 teaspoon jalapeno pepper minced

1 clove garlic minced

1/2 teaspoon sambal chili sauce

3/4 tablespoon real mayo

3/4 teaspoon jalapeno mustard

1 teaspoon lime juice

1/4 teaspoon mild chili powder

salt and pepper to taste

1 spicy chicken sausage diced

1 well seasoned cast iron skillet

In one bowl mix all ingredients except the eggs. In a separate bowl beat eggs. Heat skillet "med heat". Note: If your skillet is well seasoned you wont need any butter or cooking oil. You can spray you pan with pam or grease it with butter or a small amount of cooking oil if needed. When your skillet is hot throw your crab meat mixture in and spread it out over the bottom of the pan. Let it sizzle for a few seconds then throw in your eggs and stir until well scrambled. serve along side a chilled Rainbow Fruit Salad .

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???:

YES!

This is a sum-ma-bitchen deep fried burger! Wit Cheese!

Why do I do this too my hair and body? When I eat right my skin and hair are poppin! I need to drop the french fries and cheeze sticks and pick up some damn fruit! So heres the dealioooooooooooo.... WFT??? Starting really damn soon... I'm going to start treating my beautiful body like the sacred temple that it is. That means no soda and down with the fried food. My face is greasy enough to deep fry a damn turkey !


Rainbow Fruit Salad Anyone?

Sometimes I feel lost

Sometimes I feel lost, in the society we live in everything has to have a label. If it is something we don't understand we label it and then tear it down. The American History is based on just that. Tearing down what we cannot understand. ~Sucks

Did I mention?

That I would rather perform home surgery on myself with a rusted tin can than ever use Proactive or Skin Tight again?

DISCLAIMER!
I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM DISCOURAGING THE USE OF PROACTIVE SOLUTION OR SKINTIGHT. I AM SIMPLY SHARING MY INVALID OPINION WITH WHOMEVER IS BORED ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY READ THIS.

Left some stuff out!

I also ended up trying a product called Skin Tight which is traditionally used for shaving bumps but was said to work wonders for clogged pores and oily skin! Well....Ummmm. It worked but it burned like the dickens! Did I just fuckin say "The dickens?" WTF is wrong with me? It worked like a charm but felt like someone started a gasoline fire under my skin!

Untrue blogger!

Yes yes I know. "Where the Fluff have you been?" Well as you can see I'm an untrue blogger! I've been busy with school and moving into my new place. Now all that is left for me to do is find a damn job! Anywho! I was walking through my new local mall and spotted a Proactive Solution cart thingy and decided to give it a whirl. At that time my skin wasn't too bad, I had clogged pores in the "T Zone" but that was about it.

My real problem started about two days after making proactive my new skincare protector. My chin broke out in huge painful bumps. I have a small face so you can just imagine what my tiny chin looked like with four large zits on it. There were two zits on each side of my chin, then those zits had zits under them. "Hey yo Fee....That shit on yo chin got some shit on it's chin!" IT WAS HORRIBLE! Each zit had four heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOUR HEADS! That is a total of about 12 zit heads on one tiny chin.
Of course I fired Proactive as my skincare protector and promised myself that I would continue to drink plenty of water and take my vitamins. I kept that promise until I stumbled upon my friendly neighborhood Sephora and found a product called Murad for only $35.00. I figured that if it didn't work it wouldn't be that big of a loss at $35.00 "And yes this is coming from the unemployed one."
To make this already long story short I got the skincare booty home and tried it out. Within 3 days the Murad had began to reverse the damage done by the Proactive. "I was in love!" but I didn't wanna fall too fast so I gave it another week and a half before I officially made it my new skincare protector!

DISCLAIMER!
I am in no way discouraging the use of Proactive Solution. I am simply documenting my experience with said product.